愚人节搞笑英文祝福短信

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
爱人啊,你简直让我窒息,
你在哪沾上的一身臭气?

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.
我渴望你温柔的拥抱,
但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。

I thought that I could love no other
–that is until I met your brother.
曾以为一生只爱你一个,
直到遇见你的二表哥。

Because of you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?!
因为你,我相信命运的安排,也许这一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是……我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!”

Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!
砖头又称板儿砖,是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一,具有杀伤力强,易于携带隐蔽性高,不算凶器等多种特点,所以……拍你用它最合适!

Psychological test: If you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
心理测试:如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望:1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢…答案:1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!
搞笑祝福语

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
我爱你的明眸,你的脸庞,你的微笑,
妈的,我真是说谎不打草稿!

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.
你的容颜依稀入梦境,
于是我在尖叫中惊醒。整人短信

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
善良、聪慧、多情而性感,
可惜这些你一条都不占。

Notice: AprilFool's Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!
通告:愚人节来临,4月1 日您收到的短信均为假的,意思正好截然相反,敬请留意。以下是第一条:您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!

Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fool's Day!
沙僧说:我有16变!八戒说:我有32变!悟空说:我有72变!唐僧大怒:西天路上也没见你们变个电话,看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!愚人节快乐!
新婚贺语

After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember?
饭后七戒:一戒吸烟,二戒马上吃水果,三戒放松裤带,四戒立即喝茶,五戒百步走,六戒立即洗澡,七戒立即睡觉!八戒:记住了吗?

Some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, Manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit?
今天有人看见你了,你还是那样迷人,穿着格子背心,慢悠悠地走着,一副超然自在的样子,实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的?


 
 
 
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